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30 of the Funniest Cat Jokes and Puns

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Cats are funny balls of fluff and often make us laugh with their mischievous antics, so it’s really not surprising that they’re the source of so many great jokes. We’ve put together a list of our top 30 favourite cat jokes that we think are totally pawsome.

Our cats provide us with endless entertainment. Whether they’re running around the house like a lunatic at 3am, smacking our possessions off of counters or just being their fun-loving cheeky selves in general. Cats are hilarious by nature, so it should come as no surprise that there are loads of great cat jokes out there.

We’ve put our brains together and come up with the ultimate list of cat jokes which includes everything from witty cat puns to knock-knock jokes. Keep reading for our favourite cat jokes and puns that will have all your friends saying ‘you’ve cat to be kitten me!’

 

Our top 20 cat jokes

  1. Why are cats so good at video games?

    Because they have 9 lives, of course!
  2. What’s a cat’s favourite colour?

    Purrple.
  3. Why cats are afraid of trees?

    Because of their bark!
  4. What do you call a cat that loves bowling?

    An alley cat.
  5. Knock, knock. Who's there?

    Kitten.
    Kitten, who?
    Quit kitten around and open the door.
  6. What do Christmas and desert cats have in common?

    Sandy claws.
  7. Why can't you play poker in the jungle?

    Too many cheetahs!
  8. How do cats resolve an argument?

    They hiss and make up.
  9. What's smarter than a talking cat?

    A spelling bee..
  10. If a cat loses its tail, where does it go?

    The retail store.
  11. Why are cats bad storytellers?

    They only have one tail!
  12. Someone made a joke about my three-legged cat

    Huge faux paw.
  13. What do you call a fluffy male cat asleep on sofa?

    Himalayan.
  14. What's the Cheshire Cat's favourite drink?

    Evaporated milk.
  15. Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?

    Sorcerers sometimes have milk in them.
  16. Why do you have to watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

    You might step in a Poodle!
  17. Why do cats have minty breath?

    The use mousewash.
  18. Why do cats hate shopping online?

    They prefer browsing through catalogues.
  19. Why do cats like to lie on computers?

    To keep an eye on the mouse.
  20. What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

    A catastrophe!

 

Our top 10 cat puns

Now you’ve had your fill of cat jokes, check out our favourite cat puns listed below right meow!

  1. Fur real = for real

    That cat just gave me the stink eye, are they fur real?!
  2. Purrfect = perfect

    To me, you are purrfect.
  3. Feline = feeling

    How's your cat today?
    He's feline fine!
  4. Pawsible = possible

    Anything is pawsible!
  5. Hissterical = hysterical

    Did you see the latest episode of 8 Out of 10 Cats? It was hissterical!
  6. Kitten me = kidding me

    My cat just brought me another dead mouse; you've got to be kitten me!
  7. Clawful = awful

    My cat thinks my singing is just clawful.
  8. Mewsic

    What's a cat favourite movie? The Sound of Mewsic!
  9. Meowntain = Mountain

    What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain!
  10. Paws = Pause

    Now there's some paws for thought!

That’s the list of our top 20 favourite cat puns and jokes! Feline like even more great cat content? Check out our articles on 14 fun facts about cats and then find out what cat breed you are in our quiz!

More of a dog person? Try our favourite dog jokes and puns instead.